Keep an eye wide open for Sanders ‘merrica, huge target right there - .-

3 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: Whats wrong with your faaaaaace?


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IT’S A HAND THAT’S WHAT.

I’m very touchy about it so fuck you t(ù_ú t)

9 notes7 years ago

artistiquesoul:

laughingsquid:

A Handy Hot Dog Style Guide Visualizing the Different Ways People Eat Frankfurters Around the World

This is important

(Source: Laughing Squid, via raikissu)

26,349 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: How do I get women?


Normally you need proceedings to arrive at a common agreement but after that you just get your sperm inside the female, then you wait somethinng fierce like 9 months and if you were lucky enough you’ll get a beautiful baby girl you can spend the following years nurturing and caring for ; 3;

And that’s the process for getting a woman to become a part of your life.

5 notes7 years ago

deeceeoh: DAMMIT GEAR STOP SORTING PEOPLE. I don't wanna make a list. ._.


you gotta reap what you sow and he lawnmower’s fuckin flying away dude - .-

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..it’sa metaphor - .-

26 notes7 years ago

stimpatch: u suck <3


omg just how egotistical can you get?

Thinking about yourself evven when sending asks to other people, why I never!

4 notes7 years ago

mokou:

if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

(via pennycrossed)

1,263,184 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: I wish you a delightful day, and a nice night!


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17 notes7 years ago

I HATE WALKING THRU THE SHOPPING DISTRICT OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU CALL IT CUZ U SEE ALL THESE CLOTHES AN SHOES AN SHIT AND IT MAKES ME WANNA JUST STAY THERE ALL DAY LOOKINGA AT THEM AND AND LIKE FUCKIN GO IN AND PUT THEM ON A BODY BUT NOT MY BODY CUZ THEN I CAN’T SEE THEM FROM THE BACK AND ALSO CUZ IM NOT INTO THAT SO I’VE COME TO THE REALISATION THAT I NEED A GIRL TO GO TO STORES WITH ME BUT THEN AGAIN GIRLS ARLEADY HAVE THEIR OWN TASTES IN FASHON SO THEY WON’T AGREE WITH WHAT I WANNA SEE THEM WEAR SO THEN I REALISED FUCK MAN I DON’T NEED JUST ANY GIRL, I NEED A DAUGHTER AND wtf caps lock since when did I press you?

Forget it I ain’t typing all this stuff all over again - .-

9 notes7 years ago

endarkculi: Good evening to you, Gear! I hope that you've had a pleasant day!


FUCKOFF PUFFLEHUFF!! t(èAé t)

4 notes7 years ago