chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: sex jokes are best served ICE COLD


THATS STUPID

Kind of like your face

But you face has freckles so its cute

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10 notes3 years ago
My internets got broken for like 2 hours and now that they’re fixed I come back to this
Guys pls, these posts are a tandem y u no reblog’em together? “orz

My internets got broken for like 2 hours and now that they’re fixed I come back to this

Guys pls, these posts are a tandem y u no reblog’em together? “orz

20 notes3 years ago

mattbellassai:

spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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Going to church and praying to God.

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(via raikissu)

517,570 notes3 years ago
monochrome-miku:
““雪ミク2016&ユキネ2016!!!!” by なると巻き
*Permission was given from the artist to upload. Do not distribute.
”

monochrome-miku:

雪ミク2016&ユキネ2016!!!!” by なると巻き

*Permission was given from the artist to upload. Do not distribute.

(via starcircuits)

393 notes3 years ago
foodffs:
“BACON OMELETTE GOAT CHEESE CIABATTA BREAKFAST SANDWICHESReally nice recipes. Every hour.
Show me what you cooked!
”

foodffs:

BACON OMELETTE GOAT CHEESE CIABATTA BREAKFAST SANDWICHES

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

(Source: jocooks.com, via funfetti-cakke)

957 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: What's going on next week?


It’s not about next week, it’s this week I finally hand over my projects and after that will be free to be a sad sack of useless shit at home

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…and finish month-old commissions “orz

6 notes3 years ago

deeceeoh: Go to shed


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Deec you’re a Flutterer, you should know better what you can mean when you say words - .-

8 notes3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: i named one of my dildos after you


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677 notes3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: it's the really small one with dead batteries


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629 notes3 years ago
gearholder:
“Modeling’s bullshit but I love it - A-
But I also hate it - _-
”
zedrin-maybe said: huh, didn’t know you did 3D at all
I DON’T THAT’S WHY I HATE IT KJFSAKFHGSFADAS t(°A° t)

gearholder:

Modeling’s bullshit but I love it - A-

But I also hate it - _-

zedrin-maybe said: huh, didn’t know you did 3D at all

I DON’T THAT’S WHY I HATE IT KJFSAKFHGSFADAS t(°A° t)

11 notes3 years ago