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seduce me with ur history knowledge
vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft
During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.
raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Why do people have to assume we're dating if I suggest making out like have you never given your friends handjobs come on

Personally I see make outs as a show of sharing a closer bond than the ones sexual acts allow.

With those you have a goal and a clear end but kissings are so damn pointless, theyr’e only good for experiencing the other’s body and goddamit you got me into speaking mushy again - .-

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Not enough tongue.

I tried looking up tongues for this but the results are all photos of mouth infections and other such abominations.

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Anonymous: You think you will ever escape the internets? Your here forever.

nononononono, I’m not locked inside the internets, the internets are locked with me inside ._.

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deeceeoh: That's rich, coming from the flower nerd and his hybrid-heavy flower culture.

If I see a thing that gets me curious then I will lurk the fuck out of it until I’m actually fuckin knowledgeabled enough to discuss it, but until then all solicitors are nerds asking for an asswhooping in the exact same way you’d wanna punch clowns straight in the gubba when they pick you from the public for an act thing

t(°^° t)

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Anonymous: wait are you and liz actually dating?

We are not in the same continent.
Stop shipping us this instant if you don’t know this.
But just you in particular.

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endarkculi: Well, DNA splicing and mutation has been a thing throughout the Jurassic Park series; may as well see what happens when you try and combine different Dinosaur parts. Heck, from the Jurassic World trailers I've seen, they take right after Resident Evil's Umbrella Corp. when it comes to creating uncontrollable murderous beasts for fun and profit.