chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: What's it like being short?
How’bout I get you on yer knees and then you tell me!?!? ònó

gonna try to dream something interesting tonite
last thing I had was something about a pet pig I raised for years that ended in me having to kill and eat him - .-
who knows maybe I’ll do a projection or sumfin - .-
I haven’t even seen Ant-Man yet, and this is already my favorite scene.
you mean the only one scene available as of yet? - .-

Star x Randy confirmedededdededed
OKAY I NEED TO WRITE DOWN MY THOUGHT PROCESS ON THIS
First thought: Star’s kind of a sucker for bad boys, and the Norrisville Ninja’s the town hero of Norrisville. It would never work.
Second thought: Then again, Randy’s got this red and black edgy color scheme and hides his face all the time, so that’s definitely a blip on Star’s radar.
Third thought: lizzymodblog‘s gonna want to see this.
Fourth thought: Also gearholder
Fifth thought: Star would try to find out the Ninja’s secret identity in order to get his number.
Sixth thought: AND THEN NOMICON WOULD BE LIKE, “NUH-UH, THE PUSSY IS A LUXURY THE NINJA CANNOT AFFORD.”
Seventh thought: Wait, do Lizzy and Gear even watch Ninjashow? I gotta tag youve-doomed-us-all-jerk too.
Eight thought: BUT YEAH IF THESE SHOWS DID CROSS OVER MARCO WOULD HELP STAR BC HE WANTS TO GET THE NINJA’S AUTOGRAPH AND GET MARTIAL ARTS LESSONS.
Ninth thought: Holy crap, this might be a pretty good episode that never happens.
TENTH THOUGHT: THIS MIGHT BE A FANFIC THAT NEVER GETS WRITTEN.
ELEVEN: EXCUSE ME I NEED TO OPEN A NEW WORD DOCUMENT.
You idiot don’t be an idiot, Marco’s way ahead of that mewnie bimbo ù 3ú
Don’t watch it tho - .-
(via maybeiwasserious)





