Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Cuz you said it was thick and they don’t understand this means you can have privacy behind a grassy wall that actually blocks the view
That includes me in dreams apparently - .-
HOPY SHET NINJA BRIAN WAS KEVIN ALL ALONG!!!
Coffee shops should make tea brewed using salted water.
Patrons can order it up as “A Boston”
Planning to vote for Bernie Sanders?
I just saw another enthusiastic post going around, encouraging people to vote for the man, but missing an important fact.
Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton are both running as Democrats.
The party will use YOUR votes to decide how many Democratic Party delegates from your state go to the Democratic National Convention and vote on who represents the party in the general election (what this means varies by state; see this article for an explanation). This means that in order for you to see Bernie Sanders in the White House, you must see him beat Hillary Clinton at the DNC.
If you do not vote for Bernie Sanders in the primary, you will NOT be able to vote for him as president, because only one person will represent the Democratic Party. If you want to see Bernie Sanders in the White House, again, you cannot wait for the general election, because he will have been knocked out of the race.
(via kalianos)
yeh you were doing your nude trimming and I was watching from inside the house and decided to go help you but you stopped me at the door saying “hey, clothes off my backyard!” …and then I woke up -_-
goddamn these guys are causing a mass extinction over here