tilthat:

TIL that a 99-million-year old fossilized Daddy Longlegs was found to be sporting an erection

via ift.tt

Kinky fucker was turned on by gooey stuff (tree sap) covering his whole body

(via kittytish101)

unluckyrose:

three main parts of d&d culture are

1. *drops to 0hp* “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead yet”

2. rolling a bad perception roll and your dm is just like “you don’t have a fucking clue where you are. a room maybe?”

3. when the dm is narrating a scene for another character and your character isn’t even there so when you make a smartass comment about what’s happening the dm shouts “You’re not here”

(via silver-tongues-blog)

i-am-loki-locked:

dajo42:

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

(via kalianos)