deeceeoh: I've got your keys.


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ask-lola-cloudmaker: Huh, I didn't know German was a Spanish name.


My best bet is it originates from some nameless orphan who wandered all the way from the Teutonic lands into the Iberian peninsula and the locals were like

“Oye, quien ef efe fujeto que anda por la calle? Coño, no tengo idea como fe llama, fólo fe que le difen el Huérfano Germán”

and that shit got popularized somehow TT~TT

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7 notes3 years ago

little-equine-stuff: Your name is Germán? Cool! I was expecting something more common like Carlos or Pedro... My first name is actually Carlos but thankfully everyone calls me by the 2nd one.


Cool story, Chuck >:y

4 notes3 years ago

poniesonpaper: is it pronounced like peewee herman


no, the man is louder than her - .-

2 notes3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: how DO you pronounce germán?


Exactly how you’d refer to a girl’s guy

“Her man”

But fast as one word. I was born to belong to a someone and that’s so cheesy “orz

8 notes3 years ago
conspicuouslad:
“thegamercat:
“Read the next comic on Tapastic!
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I thought cats were able to see paint percentages
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conspicuouslad:

thegamercat:

Read the next comic on Tapastic!

I thought cats were able to see paint percentages

(via youobviouslyloveoctavia)

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(Source: burnie-burns, via pennycrossed)

5,436 notes3 years ago

siebewastaken: hmmmmm pasta with pesto


that post’s like a pistol ready to… shoot a.. pastor?

…fuccin alliteration doesn’t work with me - _-

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: im sorry gerry but i cant help how much i want that butt of yours


wtf don’t call me Gerry, it’s like that time I called you Eli

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If you so must get revenge for the “Ellie” then go with “Germy” >:C

4 notes3 years ago

flipywaterboy: You should totally taste our stroopwafel.


we got those - .-

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but with goat milk candy instead of plain burnt sugar - .-

6 notes3 years ago