deeceeoh: I've got your keys.

ask-lola-cloudmaker: Huh, I didn't know German was a Spanish name.

My best bet is it originates from some nameless orphan who wandered all the way from the Teutonic lands into the Iberian peninsula and the locals were like

“Oye, quien ef efe fujeto que anda por la calle? Coño, no tengo idea como fe llama, fólo fe que le difen el Huérfano Germán”

and that shit got popularized somehow TT~TT

little-equine-stuff: Your name is Germán? Cool! I was expecting something more common like Carlos or Pedro... My first name is actually Carlos but thankfully everyone calls me by the 2nd one.

Cool story, Chuck >:y

poniesonpaper: is it pronounced like peewee herman

no, the man is louder than her - .-

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: how DO you pronounce germán?

Exactly how you’d refer to a girl’s guy

“Her man”

But fast as one word. I was born to belong to a someone and that’s so cheesy “orz

siebewastaken: hmmmmm pasta with pesto

that post’s like a pistol ready to… shoot a.. pastor?

…fuccin alliteration doesn’t work with me - _-

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: im sorry gerry but i cant help how much i want that butt of yours

wtf don’t call me Gerry, it’s like that time I called you Eli

If you so must get revenge for the “Ellie” then go with “Germy” >:C

flipywaterboy: You should totally taste our stroopwafel.

we got those - .-

but with goat milk candy instead of plain burnt sugar - .-