nephrited: DO YOU EVER DREAM OF MEEEEEEE


Well not recently - .-

Off the top of my head I recall sometimes when you make sad posts I dream of going over there to confort ye but when I get there everyone from scoots is already there around you doing the same, and I just sorta take a seat nearby to join the sad jad party :T

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: >au where Marco is an exchange student in Mewni


so long as he remembers to bring the fanny pack I think he’ll manage - .-

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Shit he could even become like a Star Lord there

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: sometimes i wear fake glasses over my coloured lenses because even though i don't wanna take out my lenses i still look hot as hell with glasses


!!!

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♥`//A//´♥

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: HMMMMMMMMMMM


ok pickin up from were I left…

So at some point the girl started kicking and getting grabby, and I ended up face-first in titty town in some sort of arm lock even plushies must all dread.

The kicking kept going while I was stuck there and it all eventually got my undies off. So I decided I had enough and started tampering with her… erm.. well, at that point I mentally referred to it as “escape button” :T

…ANYWAY she let out a moan and let go of me, but I kept going cuz I was like “oh yea I’ll teach you to kick-strip me you bitch!” and then I went in and I’ll leave the rest to you guy’s filthy imaginations; cuz c’mon I feel like I’m writing an erotica here, wtf this was a bad idea t(>////< t)

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Anonymous: does she just consume your entire life at this point? how many times have you dreamt about her?


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To be fair yesterday was pretty flirtful so of fuckin course I was thinkin bout her at night û_ú

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: You did. Ahem: "I was tired alright? so I just took my pants off and laid next to her as to not wake her up and just sleep"


I didn’t say it ended there - 3-

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It’s just the rest deals with stuff I ain’t got time to xplain right now, maybe in 5 hours I’ll tell we’ll see - .-

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: >not taking advantage of lucid dreaming


Who’s sayin I didn’t?

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Well then maybe you shouldn't be so adorable if you cant handle the consequences


So I dreamed yesterday about coming in my room and finding a particularly muscly girl with freckles on her large bewbs and shoulders, laying on my bed wearing this:

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No bunny ears tho. Also no panties. With a pillow covering her eyes and forehead. Sleeping like this:

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With obvious circumstances that allowed me to know she was wearing no panties :T

And I was tired alright? so I just took my pants off and laid next to her as to not wake her up and just sleep. How fucked up is it I dreamed about sleeping? “Very” is my guess = .=

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thatkaijunerd:

MANUEL PABLO GUTIERREZ O'BRIAN EQUAHIA RIVERA!!!

Remember when they first met in “Enter the Cuervo”? Well I was watching it and was thinking, “How would a REAL 13 year old superhero react to when she said that?”

And this came out.

I was laughing so hard when drawing this, you have no idea.

I’m not sorry.

(via deaddjango)

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