Did you know that “Secure Contain Protect” is an anagram of “Erotic Teen Cactus Porn”?

Or so says one cold cash cat.

nerdsandgamersftw:

marukaitechifkyou:

nevermore117:

cerastes:

starexorcist:

0w0b:

When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like

When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like

When someone challenges you to a game they are boss at and you win by sheer button mashing anyways.

when someone beats you at a game you’re boss at 

not knowing how to play a game so your friend explains

when you tell your friend your going to steal the declaration of independence

(via deeceeoh)

you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew

terriamon:

the-carybear:

terriamon:

Naruto Naruto

but what about sasuke?

(via inuleeli)

dat-soldier:

We need to upgrade our

We’re in 2014. This is the Information Era. We have the technology.

Heck yes

(via rustywidget)

africanaquarian:

nozayn:

Beyoncé & Jay-Z are attempting to buy the rights to the confederate flag so it can’t be used anymore God is Real

This is so perfect because how heated would white southern racists be to see two black millionaires buy the rights to their symbol of hatred.

(via funfetti-cakke)