Did you know that “Secure Contain Protect” is an anagram of “Erotic Teen Cactus Porn”?

Or so says one cold cash cat.

8 notes7 years ago

nerdsandgamersftw:

marukaitechifkyou:

nevermore117:

cerastes:

starexorcist:

0w0b:

When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like

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When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like

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When someone challenges you to a game they are boss at and you win by sheer button mashing anyways.

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when someone beats you at a game you’re boss at 

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not knowing how to play a game so your friend explains

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when you tell your friend your going to steal the declaration of independence

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450,834 notes7 years ago

you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew

terriamon:

the-carybear:

terriamon:

Naruto Naruto

but what about sasuke?

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(via inuleeli)

246,240 notes7 years ago

deeceeoh: Dream about me harder.


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…may want to rephrase that

16 notes7 years ago

dat-soldier:

We need to upgrade our

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We’re in 2014. This is the Information Era. We have the technology.

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Heck yes

(via rustywidget)

17,269 notes7 years ago

africanaquarian:

nozayn:

Beyoncé & Jay-Z are attempting to buy the rights to the confederate flag so it can’t be used anymore God is Real

This is so perfect because how heated would white southern racists be to see two black millionaires buy the rights to their symbol of hatred.

(via funfetti-cakke)

243,499 notes7 years ago

pembrokewkorgi: Oh, my bad. You're pretty beefy, chiefy.


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7 notes7 years ago

clairclairsky: hey bby if u ever need help clair can be ur princess uwu clair can even pretend to be a super robot from the future~ wink wonk ;3


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6 notes7 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Actually I never remember my dreams in general so I either don't get wet dreams or I only get unsatisfying wet dreams that don't make me climax.


its probably the latter, it’s common to get desensitized to them after a certain age anyway :/

2 notes7 years ago

clairclairsky: u need to relax


woawh tha wasuncalled for, there’s no need to pull the chill pill card >:V

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3 notes7 years ago