Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
mocoso = n. brat
apestoso = adv. stinkin’
pendejo = n. single folicle of pubic hair. In spanish vituperism, it alludes to low intellectual capacities, i.e. idiot, dumb, stupid, moron. Under such context it becomes an adj.
de mierda = of shit
As such, the correct arrangement would be:
“You
stupid stinking piece of shit brat”
The road to hell is paved with Minions’ promotional solar panels.
..it…means you’re a cute and they want to cuddle with you
y-yeah!
uwu
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remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop
#andy’s character development is so beautiful#he starts out as the most selfish#uncaring person you could ever meet#but basically by trying to win over april#the second most selfish uncaring person you could meet#he turns into this delicate flower of love#to the point where everything he does is for other people (via ganondilf)
(via lingov)
oh what are my dreams the new meme now then? fun stories to keep y’all entertained?? desperate cries for attention that actually get heard??? è___é
Cuz I got nothin today - .-
Anonymous: Stay away from jazz and liquor.
NOTHING COSTS THAT LITTLE THAT’S FALSE ADVERTISING
