chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I hope I'll get to dream about fucking the most racistly Mexican version of you my subconscious can make up.


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6 notes3 years ago

adriofthedead:

smaug-official:

Chris+Chris = Chris ²

I went to fool around on face morph but instead I unlocked a conspiracy 

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(via funfetti-cakke)

823,480 notes3 years ago

piratedashmod: If you took numerous risk, it would make you GearBolder.


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9 notes3 years ago

pembrokewkorgi: Do you keep all your equipment in a GEAR FOLDER


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10 notes3 years ago
aeon-fux:
“WHY he BITE my ASS
”

aeon-fux:

WHY he BITE my ASS

(Source: elcilantroo, via funfetti-cakke)

140,463 notes3 years ago

Ok so I saw no electric sheep but I dreamed about riding a bike in some european street, when a blonde on her own bike crashed onto me and I landed with my face right in front of her crotch. Boy those shorts were tight :|
Then she screamed some ingoobelyblench obscenities and left

After a while I went into some restaurant that my subconcious defaulted into a bistro kinda deal and saw the same girl at the kitchen, so I ask the waiter to call the chef out for me and next thing I know she’s on top of me at a different place and I’m panting her name but she just goes “who the fuck is Liz?”

And that’s the story of how I dream-fucked a doppelganger “orz

38 notes3 years ago
lil-miss-eidi:
“La Muerte es mi esposa, Zibalba se puede ir a la mierda!
Si crees que la voy a colorear, estás loco.
Esa cosa gelatinosa probablemente sabe a Lucas.
”

lil-miss-eidi:

La Muerte es mi esposa, Zibalba se puede ir a la mierda!

Si crees que la voy a colorear, estás loco.

Esa cosa gelatinosa probablemente sabe a Lucas.

(Source: lil-mizz-jay, via alexmichanikos-deactivated20181)

386 notes3 years ago

Anywhore, gonna head to bed now, see if I can dream of electric sheep.

And their sexy, sexy trainer -////-

uh… night night :T

15 notes3 years ago

I’ve found out there’s a forged knife at RT’s studio with some antiquity to it..

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From 2010′s RT Short “Scissors”

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From 2015′s RT Life “Gavin Free: Knife Thrower”


Wonder if it qualifies for health benefits…

11 notes3 years ago
dontgettoohigh:
“ MY NAME’S NOT RICK
”

dontgettoohigh:

MY NAME’S NOT RICK

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via that-goddamn-owl)

295,200 notes3 years ago