chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Trying to show my affection a little more seriously here and you pull that hsit like what the fuck im gonna walk my cat

Fuck shit cunts I wanna reply with some witty song lyric but my mind is drawing a blank “orz

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: YOU'RE a scab

no shit man I was just thinkin about it sorre u 3u

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: ♥

wait a sec, the hearts are basically like scabs for mewnies no? :|

oonightfireoo: Here's one if she was in the frozen foods section too long she would be a "gearcolder"

piratedashmod:

Look gearholder

They’re sending them to me now.

That’s so sad - .-

I’ll remember to include it in my book “700 Ways to Fuck up The First Impression” whenever I get around to writing it.

andy-italian: hi gear holder, i hear of group talk you because you are famous.

Pft, fuck no - .-

clairclairsky: dud u know that tens of ppl are lewd every day? tragic

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I am a foot-in-mouth master.

Now I know the saying and what it means but then again I also know how flexible you are…

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Or just you; that'd probably be better.