Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
What are you talking about? there’s no 055 - .-
pft, yah right next you’re gonna ask me if there’s a SCP with the code number 055 >:P
Why should Germans be the only ones having this kind of fun Fellow citizens of the United States I nominate Wyoming
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you- the Bielefeld Conspiracy
You shouldn’t spread this kind of nonsense. Non-German followers may believe that Bielefeld actually exists.
the oldest yet biggest german meme
(via kalianos)
You know how in Nightmare before Christmas jack went through the door shaped like a tree and ended up in Christmas town?
What if he went through the one shaped like a turkey?
“Listen everyone. I want to tell you about…TurkeyTown…”apparently theres a thing in america called thanksgiving..
(via inuleeli)
Okay….
Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?
Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:
Or this:
And what about this:
Or even this as well:
So I ask who the hell is this:
Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.
Amen someone finally brought this out
Better question… what the hell happened to the other fairies after Peter Pan found Tink?
Maybe the thousands of possible deaths made here incredibly clingy to the one friend she has left…
It’s kinda implied that this is Tinkerbell before she met Peter.
So the real question is this: What in the hell happened that caused her to go from a bubbly nice girl into a nasty, mute bitch?
Don’t they explore how humens can’t hear fairies in one of The Land Before Pan movies? - .-
(via deeceeoh)
It’sall fine now man, my system accepted it by now. Sure I hit my head with the toilet seat while violently squirming in the bathroom, and coughed up near half a litre of blood but it’s not like I don’t have more of the stuff in me - .-
I mean, it’s not like you sexualed a robot or anything, right? - 3-
You didn’t by any chance also come up with the secret of time travel, did you?
Pft, don’t be ridickulous I already did that ███ years ago - .-
(via deeceeoh)
It’sall fine now man, my system accepted it by now. Sure I hit my head with the toilet seat while violently squirming in the bathroom, and coughed up near half a litre of blood but it’s not like I don’t have more of the stuff in me - .-
I mean, it’s not like you sexualed a robot or anything, right? - 3-