Hand sanitizer Web Shooter
sprays this in the eyes of people who arent wearing masks right or get too close to me
(via silver-tongues-blog)
girls will be like “if i was a geographical feature i would be a selenite cave” and you’re just supposed to be able to figure out what that means
What’s not clicking
fumu:
this is the funniest intro to any johnny bravo episode
i wonder if i could
hunt him for sport
yeah, sex is fun, but have you had sex 2? upgrade dude.
What are some features of Sex 2?
- Sex 2 is packed with new characters, confidants, story depth, new locations to explore, and a new grappling hook mechanic for stealthy access to new areas
- The all new Custom Character Variations give you unprecedented control to customize the characters and make them your own.
- The new graphics engine showcasing every skull shattering, eye popping moment, brings you so close to the sex you can feel it
- Create your own playstyle with a huge variety of classes, weapons, and equipment.
- Maintain all of your progress and rewards however you play, from solo to co-op or even PvP.
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Watching South Park is actually a good way to learn about the history of the past 27 years
No the fuck it’s not!
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