carnival-phantasm:

weepingbird:

crabmandible:

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes 

Mesopotamian souls, going apeshit and cheering in the netherworld: CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!

(via jinglejangleurshitupbro)

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

I hate it when I say “suck my dick” and people say “oH bUt yOu DoN’t hAvE a DiCk” you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don’t have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant.

How did this shithole of a post get 10k notes wtf

(via perelka-l)

ulibeanz:

ulibeanz:

ulibeanz:

did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to film in the hospital and also convinced my mom and dad to play roles in it as well?

hey just wanted to say thanks for this incredibly chilling remark i’m so scared now

(via timurmurtazin)