astral-dreamer-pony: where the hell did you find that?! what the eff did i just watch?!

Roll-playahs B/

ask-lola-cloudmaker: I just realized holy shit that sketch isn't very good.

Anonymous: Do your parents know you've been courting a gringa?

Gringa?

thegoddamnowl: D:

astral-dreamer-pony: this whole exchange reminds me of a song!

Yeah well it reminds me of a puzzle!

..no wait, this

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: ... How... do you put a taco in your mouth... without making the insides fall out... and without embarrassing yourself.

For starters, you need a tortilla you can actually wrap around the filling.

I don’t know what is it with gringos and wanting to put hard elongated objects in their mouths, but doritos are NOT an ideal bread for your mexican wrap sandwich. Like, gyros and shawarmas don’t get this kindof fuckin disgraceful treatment so what the hell?

You hold from the back while pressing it together, then lower your head sideways like so and bite

The lowering of the ehad is important, if you can’t do it then you suffer.

It’s a very humbling food, yes u .u

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Or... No, I think The Netherlands are part of western Europe... but so is Spain... hmm... Ethnically Dutch, then. Ethnically Dutch and VERY sensitive to pungency.

you Frisians and your wimpy mouths >:Y

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: It's all just so spicy. My ethnically central European mouth can't handle it.

taco meat doesn’t have spice, that’s what the salsa is for >:Y

you can just put the meat on the tortilla and then minced cilantro and onion with a dash of lime juice and your taco’s good to go >:Y