Gearholder

current mood - .-

0 notes 3 years ago

deeceeoh: There's only one way to get me to bend over.... that I know of.

11 notes 3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Asking me to get on my knees? My, how forward.

What? the only thing that could mean is “kneel down and pray”!

GET BENT EVERYONE!! :y

6 notes 3 years ago

tememeetsdobe:

sebastianstansfuckingface:
Why have a flower crown or a flower beard when you can just have a fUcKING FLOWER HEAD
THIS PETRIFIED ME. I WONT BE SLEEPIN FOR AWHILE.

(via funfetti-cakke)

3,556 notes 3 years ago

spanish lessons w/ milo

mylifedependsonchocolate:

infamymonster:
starting-to-feel-just-right:
ka-ka-ka-kanaya:
“i want a blowjob”
quiero una biblia
“call a prostitute”
llama a la monja
“where is the strip club”
donde esta la iglesia
“i want to get laid”
quiero leer la palabra de dios
This is so fucking funny. This is SO FUCKING FUNNY.
i’M CRYING
oh mY GOD