current mood - .-
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Asking me to get on my knees? My, how forward.
What? the only thing that could mean is “kneel down and pray”!
GET BENT EVERYONE!! :y




Why have a flower crown or a flower beard when you can just have a fUcKING FLOWER HEAD
THIS PETRIFIED ME. I WONT BE SLEEPIN FOR AWHILE.
(via funfetti-cakke)
spanish lessons w/ milo
“i want a blowjob”
quiero una biblia
“call a prostitute”
llama a la monja
“where is the strip club”
donde esta la iglesia
“i want to get laid”
quiero leer la palabra de dios
This is so fucking funny. This is SO FUCKING FUNNY.
i’M CRYING
oh mY GOD
(Source: goldenwind, via funfetti-cakke)
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: What's it like being short?
How’bout I get you on yer knees and then you tell me!?!? ònó






