short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead
SOUNDS LIKE FIGHTING WORDS
(via kaishutan)

This Hooters sounds OK to me
Maybe the waitress will swallow a mouse for extra tips.
(via kalianos)
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Gotta say. There is a lot of Star porn already. Not much variation, but still.

Elizabeth don’t you dare
This is true
Clever joke! XD
You know, for kids!
That one flew in under the radar.
Rage is so innocent ; 3;
And yet Disgust knows what that meant. Look at that judging glare o 3o
(via eric-coldfire)





