I wonder what would happend if you input “a coating that can perfecly isolate SCP-447-2 from dead bodies” on SCP-294 :/

9 notes7 years ago

vinebox:

please unmute this vine

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361,629 notes7 years ago

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

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891,475 notes7 years ago
…its happend

…its happend

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Anonymous: Hi there friend! I've noticed you take The Lord's name in vain a lot, could you maybe tag that with a trigger warning for blasphemy for those of us sensitive to that sort of thing?


tabrisms:

its-changemod:

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I hope this isn’t a joke because if the religious right start using trigger warnings, then everyone will hate trigger warnings because American politics really are that petty.

16 notes7 years ago

fuck man had forgot about this

2 notes7 years ago
the-x-button:
“revolver-ossified:
“Anyone up for a Konami Burger?
”
“sorry sir, your order has been cancelled. also we’re taking the drink we already gave you back. also we fired our only cook that doesn’t spit in the food. also we’re gonna go out of...

the-x-button:

revolver-ossified:

Anyone up for a Konami Burger?

“sorry sir, your order has been cancelled. also we’re taking the drink we already gave you back. also we fired our only cook that doesn’t spit in the food. also we’re gonna go out of business. also we hate you.”

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5,714 notes7 years ago

GRASSSSS DRAWS!!!!!!!

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rakkuguy:
“MY LEG
”

rakkuguy:

MY LEG

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