shubbabang:

I call it the “I Dream of Jeannie” slap. 

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lostandhufflepuff:

monocleenterprises:

“And that was how I found out.”

#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE

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extradan:

mistomaxo:

ghostdaddotcx:

Today I learned German Shepherds are a lie made up by lazy people who own filthy dogs

nooo

German remover

Water-based German remover.

There is copious amounts of irony to that thought.

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dduane:

princebxte:

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
‘insert peanuts’
‘gradually become irritated’
‘cresc., or not’
‘untie slip knot’
‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’

Release the penguins

Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it

Madness.

Wasn’t this from that Touhou thing

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