I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO’S LOGIC AND PLATO’S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE’S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO WITH APE-LIKE AGILITY APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.
Keep in mind winning three times equals to at least 12 years as a competitor, which means he kept jacked for a good portion of his 80-young life
Ground chili pequin peppers, with their glorious 100,000 scoville units of pure spicy bliss~
…alternatively, “100,000 units of pure eternal damnation”, if you’re a wuss B/
Along with added salt and lime juice, the chile is generously spread atop your rabbit food of choice, from the citric pineapple and oranges to the refreshing wateriness of cucumbers and watermelon, this stuff goes with anything, and that anything will become your hot summer fruity romance~ - A-
Cut them all in any shape and size you want: slices, dices, triangles, cubes, stars, butterflies, that flower like shape mangos got there, the only limit is your imagination. And self-respect probably. I mean who the hell puts chile on bananas and berries? People who stoped loving themselves that’s who - .-
