I resorted to reading activity to see my notes when suddenly

deeceeoh:

funfetti-cakke:

gearholder:

We here at The Gearholder Foundation® would like to remind you that knockoff products, albeit cheaper in price, will never hold up to the quality standards of our own products, such as Irrational Rambles®, GRASS POWAH®, PATOTIES BE DAMNED®, Succulent Babes® and many more.

Please do not support The Coghaver Industries©.

What about the ever popular “Spanish may be stupid but it’s also dumb”?

Or “have your burger however you like”

… Also don’t forget about DCØ Innovations®

I can’t register those, it’d involve a legal battle - _-

(via deeceeoh)