chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I can't swim.
well then scratch “read underwater hieroglyphs (hydroglyphs for short)” off the date plan list - .-

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: You are a scholar, are you not? Judging by your diminished physique and large forehead, you are suited for nothing else.
RHUD! >:Y
At least I swim pretty girl–PRETTY GOOD! pretty good-swim good pretty good, I swim pretty good :T
The correct acronym for Dungeons And Dragons is DAD
piratedashmod: *patpat* There there. Euphemia's not a whore. She looks good in a visor.
no you moronic bonsai, I’m saying I’m a art whore >:Y

piratedashmod: Or you could accept glorious visor into your life.
As you already know, I’m a filthy whore who would do it for the right amount

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“orz
gearholder: So how come PD still isn't a baseball blog? >:y
Because you touch yourself to Lizzy at night >:v
THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT, MY BAD SIR >:Y
greensalamander yah. Dude even got into trouble for Cupcakes.
Legal trouble.
Put-up-an-“I want an attorney”-disclaimer trouble.
The man is a saint - w-
jxnc:
jxnc:
jxnc:
ass is so boring whats the appeal
listen man. pack ya shit. pack ya shit, get the fuck off my dash. u gonna go? get out. get tf out.
people poop from there you sick freak
A N U S A I N ’ T A S S M Y D U D E
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