I could probably learn to swim if I just took a class but as a kid I fell off a boat and almost drowned and I’ll be damned if I let the sea get another shot at me
swim in fresh water bodies or pools then >:y
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: g-strings are dumb i agree
seriously i wanna pull pants down not awkwardly roll down some overglorified rope with cloth on it ♥`A´♥

AND BANDEAUS OMG ♥w♥
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: i will kick you in the back of the head.
It’s hard to find a kick, so instead here’s a punch gif:

swimming is unnatural and i don’t trust people who can do it
I for one hate sand so if we join forces we can hate both parts of a beach together :T





