lizzymodblog:

I could probably learn to swim if I just took a class but as a kid I fell off a boat and almost drowned and I’ll be damned if I let the sea get another shot at me

swim in fresh water bodies or pools then >:y

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Lewdacrisis


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clairclairsky: u need to more lewd


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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: g-strings are dumb i agree


seriously i wanna pull pants down not awkwardly roll down some overglorified rope with cloth on it ♥`A´♥

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AND BANDEAUS OMG  ♥w♥

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: i will kick you in the back of the head.


It’s hard to find a kick, so instead here’s a punch gif:

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Anonymous: bikinis eh.. but what kind of bikinis?


like any clothes it depends on the body but my general consensus is to just avoid strings :T

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I guess life's a beach HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


…bikinis tho

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lizzymodblog:

swimming is unnatural and i don’t trust people who can do it

I for one hate sand so if we join forces we can hate both parts of a beach together :T

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