Anonymous: does she just consume your entire life at this point? how many times have you dreamt about her?


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To be fair yesterday was pretty flirtful so of fuckin course I was thinkin bout her at night û_ú

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: You did. Ahem: "I was tired alright? so I just took my pants off and laid next to her as to not wake her up and just sleep"


I didn’t say it ended there - 3-

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It’s just the rest deals with stuff I ain’t got time to xplain right now, maybe in 5 hours I’ll tell we’ll see - .-

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: >not taking advantage of lucid dreaming


Who’s sayin I didn’t?

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Well then maybe you shouldn't be so adorable if you cant handle the consequences


So I dreamed yesterday about coming in my room and finding a particularly muscly girl with freckles on her large bewbs and shoulders, laying on my bed wearing this:

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No bunny ears tho. Also no panties. With a pillow covering her eyes and forehead. Sleeping like this:

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With obvious circumstances that allowed me to know she was wearing no panties :T

And I was tired alright? so I just took my pants off and laid next to her as to not wake her up and just sleep. How fucked up is it I dreamed about sleeping? “Very” is my guess = .=

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thatkaijunerd:

MANUEL PABLO GUTIERREZ O'BRIAN EQUAHIA RIVERA!!!

Remember when they first met in “Enter the Cuervo”? Well I was watching it and was thinking, “How would a REAL 13 year old superhero react to when she said that?”

And this came out.

I was laughing so hard when drawing this, you have no idea.

I’m not sorry.

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: What does give an inch and take a mile mean anyway


in this case that I tell you I wanna say mushy things to flirt and you come in here with all your your naughty stuff

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~♥

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;^;

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flipywaterboy: ♥


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kthx

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