africanaquarian:

nozayn:

Beyoncé & Jay-Z are attempting to buy the rights to the confederate flag so it can’t be used anymore God is Real

This is so perfect because how heated would white southern racists be to see two black millionaires buy the rights to their symbol of hatred.

(via funfetti-cakke)

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pembrokewkorgi: Oh, my bad. You're pretty beefy, chiefy.


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clairclairsky: hey bby if u ever need help clair can be ur princess uwu clair can even pretend to be a super robot from the future~ wink wonk ;3


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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Actually I never remember my dreams in general so I either don't get wet dreams or I only get unsatisfying wet dreams that don't make me climax.


its probably the latter, it’s common to get desensitized to them after a certain age anyway :/

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clairclairsky: u need to relax


woawh tha wasuncalled for, there’s no need to pull the chill pill card >:V

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shakeshack:
“Flock this way! Introducing the ChickenShack: bit.ly/chicken-shack
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shakeshack:

Flock this way! Introducing the ChickenShack: bit.ly/chicken-shack

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: That sounded nice. I never get wet dreams. Probably because I masturbate too much.


I always do it before sleeping to avoid that but maybe I was moving irl as I dreamed it, since I was face down and all

was actually changing the sheets this morning while I posted the first mention of the dream

“orz

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(Source: fynewnewyork.com, via inuleeli)

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pembrokewkorgi: Gearholder's? More like Cutie Smooty Fresh and Fruity.


Fuity?

FRUITY!??

DO I LOOK LIKE POOTS TO YOU, PUNK!?!? è Aé

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Continue! I wanna hear how it ends dangut!


YDKAG HFA;KSDFKAFD FINE!!

I put it inside while fondling her breasts and she grabbed the pillow and held it tight against her face, to drown out her moans. Lots of licking and humping, her arching her back, huggin me with her legs, you know the drill.

Then when I was almost there I laid my face on her pillow like in an indirect kiss or such and as I let it all out I whispered “Ellie…”

Then I woke up with my face still on that very pillow and a puddle on my sheets.

“orz

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