chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: sometimes you just gotta rip a parking meter off the pavement and hit someone with it


PUT THE METER DOWN AND NO ONE WILL GET HURT

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Is the new star out? you send me random shit like this every week and it always turns out to be a quote - A-

5 notes7 years ago

Things I won’t forgive the writers of the Harry Potter movies for (part 1)

ace-not-amoeba:

  • Not explaining how the Weasley twins got the money to start their joke shop
  • Not showing Neville’s parents in St. Mungos.
  • Not showing Harry and Ginny’s real first kiss.
    • While I’m at it, also not showing the real first kiss between Ron and Hermione
  • Not showing the fight Tonks had to get Lupin to accept her love
    • And the fact that it was Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour who basically got them together.
  • Deciding to show a completely different Final Battle fight scene for who knows what reason. (Because let’s face it. The Final Battle at the end of the novel was the best fight scene than any of the HP movie fights.)
  • Not showing Harry FIXING HIS FREAKING WAND WITH THE ELDER WAND.
  • Deciding to have Harry break the elder wand instead of returning it to Dumbledore’s grave.

and finally

  • HARRYDIDJAPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETAFIRE??????¿¿??¿??

it’s only 48 more years till the reboots, chill out - .-

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50,952 notes7 years ago
themysteryoftheunknownuniverse:
“ favourite joke of the episode
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themysteryoftheunknownuniverse:

favourite joke of the episode 

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27,371 notes7 years ago

Back to draweing!!

…54 minutes…shit

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29 notes7 years ago

duoachievement:

Jeez I wonder what this reminds me of…

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4,178 notes7 years ago

kyonsama:

kyonsama:

kyonsama:

From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code

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You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops

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510,117 notes7 years ago
pembrokewkorgi:
“ lottafandoms:
“ rotzloeffel:
“ nethor89:
“ belayer:
“ whatlesbianstalkabout:
“ planesexualpilot:
“ silently-fragile:
“ deadjosey:
“ I played Bastion I think I’m okay :y
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I was Willow fucK
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i’M a SquID nOW
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I’m Ib
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I’m a piece of...

pembrokewkorgi:

lottafandoms:

rotzloeffel:

nethor89:

belayer:

whatlesbianstalkabout:

planesexualpilot:

silently-fragile:

deadjosey:

I played Bastion I think I’m okay :y

I was Willow fucK

i’M a SquID nOW

I’m Ib

I’m a piece of paper that moves around at an unremarkable speed and eats rocks about it’s size

I’m a badass Borderlands shotgun fighter things will be alright

ALEX FUCKING MERCER!!!! Hahahhaha!!! Come at me Aliens!!!!!!

I got a Pokemon army?

I was Roy in Smash Bros 4. So I’m going to be super powerful, but no one is going to like me.

A Civilization V World Leader. Hand me a country, I got a war to deal with.

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59,990 notes7 years ago

paperseverywhere:

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i found out why i love drawing Lapis

Stevenstuck? Home Universe?

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15,445 notes7 years ago

zedrin-maybe: i designed i plant girl what do i do with her gear help me you know a lot about plants how do I care for a plant girl


They need nitrates which you can get from ammonia that gets fixed by bacteria… let her hang with other plants that have those, like in a gang if you will. And don’t forget to pee on them - .-

Also you need to trim her leaves evreynow and then, I say you can cut a few off and eat em while they’re still green and fresh. She’s givin you a nurishment man, so go toss her damn salad - .-

Lastly, she’ll need plenty of light in the winter so have a lamp ready - .-

7 notes7 years ago