noneshalldefyme:

mynameisdriftwood:

When you’re home alone for the evening.

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23,779 notes3 years ago

classykatelyn:

stanfords favorite magazine would probably be

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415 notes3 years ago
terezipyroope:
“ Did I ever tell u guys about this business card my mom had because let me tell you
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terezipyroope:

Did I ever tell u guys about this business card my mom had because let me tell you

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429,961 notes3 years ago

bingogona:

notnights:

neatturtles:

Theoretically every single gem in existence could fuse if they all got into one massive conga line

This is the fusion.

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Would it be more powerful if they piled into one form one by one? Or if they were in two groups that fused until the two ultra-mega-hyper-super-gem fusions fused together?

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86,472 notes3 years ago

endarkculi: Proper personnel? Eh, just get Agent Schwarzbier to pick up the slack. Then again, I suppose a self-examination would be too biased to be official.


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endarkculi: I'm willing to undergo psychological examination. I mean, the lewd imagery would be a bonus, but I'd mainly just be glad to get a check-up on how my brain has been handling life's challenges.


“…currently the Foundation lacks proper personnel for performing such tasks…”

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newnamed: Excuse me, Director Gearholder, may I please have permission to view the expunged image?


That requires level 3 clearance and approval by no less than 5 memebers of the counsil of High Ones (HO’s). Additionally, a psychological examination prior to and following exposure to the subject matter is required, and since currently the Foundation lacks proper personnel for performing such tasks, the request has to be left as pending until future circumstances allow a proper approach - .-

In short:

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209,589 notes3 years ago

pembrokewkorgi: Should I send you naked drawings of Ditto as well?


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