putuksstuff:
“ I figured.
”
>:Y

putuksstuff:

I figured.

>:Y

3 notes7 years ago

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

WHY DON’T STRESS BALLS DO ANYTHING

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SQUEEZE IT, IT DOESN’T BREAK

I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

WORST

BIRTHDAY PRESENT

EVER

(via )

20 notes7 years ago
sonicthehedgehog:
“ This Twins Day, we’re pumped to announce KNUCKLES & KNUCKLES, coming Summer 2029.
”

sonicthehedgehog:

This Twins Day, we’re pumped to announce KNUCKLES & KNUCKLES, coming Summer 2029.

(via thegoddamnowl)

10,488 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: Lizzybot is the perfect device for long distance ass-kickings and more!


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5 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: Two words: Lizzybot


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6 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: You don't really do lewds artings, do you?


Of course not.

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4 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: Bruh, that was the cuckiest thing I've heard in a while, just ask her out or somethin', she's never said she'd say NO after all


who the hell says “cuckiest”?

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6 notes7 years ago

budaclees: I have like 4 blackmail drawings of yours. If we're throwin em out I can throw down too


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6 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: Psst, hey, imagine when Lizzy finds someone IRL and starts posting about it and the things they get up too


Bitch I’m fully aware of my limitations and she has her needs, if I can’t give her some sweet dickings then that’s that, let her have her fun ù_ú

…that said I guess i’d sadgasm a bit

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8 notes7 years ago

Watching grumps before bed? Bad idea.

Had a dream of losing the ‘ginity and doing the “these pipes aRE CLEEEEAAAAN!!” thing with, can you guess? A blonde.

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“orz

10 notes7 years ago