s3rgeantpepper:

koobaxion:

koobaxion:

koobaxion:

If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes

“ No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative,” or some shit like that. You say ‘big mood.’ And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say ‘then perish’“

“And if you want to shine them on it’s ‘’begone thot"

“Begone, thot“

“Yeah, or ‘pee your pants’. And if someone gets upset you say, ‘stay in your lane’! Or you can do combinations.”

“Perish, thot.“

“That’s great! See, you’re getting it!”

“Big mood“

He dabs as he sinks into the lava at the end

god I wish I was dead

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blaruu:

blaruu:

altofuckingclef:

blaruu:

altofuckingclef:

blaruu:

blaruu:

I JUST CHECKED??? OUR WEATHER???

GIVE IT BACK

I feel so fucking cheated. Last night, it showed so many storms. This morning, 20 at fucking 7 am. No more rain. Friday was so exciting. It rained for three seconds. 

What the fucking fuck

10pm last night and the rain was a lie fml the crops won’t survive the summer. 

I’m the crops. I won’t survive the summer. 

The rain was a lie. Food will be more expensive because crops are dead. HNNNNN.

halp

sweet jesus whats the time lapse between these images??

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