takshammy:
“he’s a keeper
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takshammy:

he’s a keeper

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11,291 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: Gringa is the female form of gringo. At least where I live.


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“We’re sending you naked pictures of Ditto, right?
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I SAID SEND NO MORE.

We’re sending you naked pictures of Ditto, right?

I SAID SEND NO MORE.

8 notes3 years ago

astral-dreamer-pony: where the hell did you find that?! what the eff did i just watch?!


Roll-playahs B/

7 notes3 years ago

ask-lola-cloudmaker: I just realized holy shit that sketch isn't very good.


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9 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: Do your parents know you've been courting a gringa?


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Gringa?

14 notes3 years ago

that-goddamn-owl: D:


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astral-dreamer-pony: this whole exchange reminds me of a song!


Yeah well it reminds me of a puzzle!

..no wait, this

6 notes3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: ... How... do you put a taco in your mouth... without making the insides fall out... and without embarrassing yourself.


For starters, you need a tortilla you can actually wrap around the filling.

I don’t know what is it with gringos and wanting to put hard elongated objects in their mouths, but doritos are NOT an ideal bread for your mexican wrap sandwich. Like, gyros and shawarmas don’t get this kindof fuckin disgraceful treatment so what the hell?

You hold from the back while pressing it together, then lower your head sideways like so and bite

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The lowering of the ehad is important, if you can’t do it then you suffer.

It’s a very humbling food, yes u .u

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Or... No, I think The Netherlands are part of western Europe... but so is Spain... hmm... Ethnically Dutch, then. Ethnically Dutch and VERY sensitive to pungency.


you Frisians and your wimpy mouths >:Y

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