Me getting up in the morning like
Hittin’ the keyboard like
Friends comin’ online like
DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD
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short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead
SOUNDS LIKE FIGHTING WORDS
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This Hooters sounds OK to me
Maybe the waitress will swallow a mouse for extra tips.
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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Gotta say. There is a lot of Star porn already. Not much variation, but still.

Elizabeth don’t you dare












