Anonymous: Hi there friend! I've noticed you take The Lord's name in vain a lot, could you maybe tag that with a trigger warning for blasphemy for those of us sensitive to that sort of thing?
I hope this isn’t a joke because if the religious right start using trigger warnings, then everyone will hate trigger warnings because American politics really are that petty.
“sorry sir, your order has been cancelled. also we’re taking the drink we already gave you back. also we fired our only cook that doesn’t spit in the food. also we’re gonna go out of business. also we hate you.”