Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
We here at The Gearholder Foundation® would like to remind you that knockoff products, albeit cheaper in price, will never hold up to the quality standards of our own products, such as Irrational Rambles®, GRASS POWAH®, PATOTIES BE DAMNED®, Succulent Babes® and many more.
Please do not support The Coghaver Industries©.
What about the ever popular “Spanish may be stupid but it’s also dumb”?
Or “have your burger however you like”
… Also don’t forget about DCØ Innovations®
I can’t register those, it’d involve a legal battle - _-
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Warmin’ back up after too long without drawing! Have some Rule 63 Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz
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Anonymous: speaking of grass powah did you notice zed has a plant girl now?
By the norms established in protocol RRN-46L; any and all exposures to Distraction Tactics 28 is to be avoided in the case of being employed by mechanized entities.
The risk present in the subject’s blog is too big for an approach to ascertain the presence of botanical beings (bb’s).
Ergo:
Addendum ANA-1: Under direct orders from the Counsil of HO’s, an investigation shall be allowed in the case of bb’s with patootie potential above 7.3qt units of magnitude.
The Gearholder Foundation© tanks you for your preference and reminds you that here at The Gearholder Foundation© we hold our customers to the highest esteem*
*Does not apply to anons of the “Good Morning™” denomination.
We here at The Gearholder Foundation© would like to remind you that knockoff products, albeit cheaper in price, will never hold up to the quality standards of our own products, such as Irrational Rambles®, GRASS POWAH®, PATOTIES BE DAMNED®, Succulent Babes® and many more.
Please do not support The Coghaver Industries©.
Don’t you think there’s too many characters in Smash Bros. these days? It’s high time there was a purging.
After all… it takes a lot to make a stew…
Too many bros
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A Scandinavian health company is using a giant penis mascot to spray confetti on people to raise awareness about the spread of STDs.
this suspiciously says “scandinavian” i wanna know which nation is responsible exactly
Sweden
it’s always fucking Sweden
Idk it seems like something Denmark would pull
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