You have any idea how hard it is to find excerpts of toons where the guy character goes “SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!” even though the trope is hella widespread? Very. Fucking nerds have littered 7 pages worth of google results of various facsimile searches (with specific keywords) with nothing but shitty AMVs shipping the characters. Come on man I just want a fecking reaction for this shit goddamn “orz
See? Dutch isn’t the only one with stupid words that don’t make sense >:Y
Even I don’t know what the “a huevo” implies here, maybe a cooking slang about something being really hard to do and you needed eggs to make easier? idfk, but “cabrón” means a male goat, which are… (stupid? obnoxious?) when females are in heat I’m assuming because they headbutt each other - .-
Basically it means “you (the cabrón) are stupid for thinking [thing] can’t happen (it happens “a huevo”)” but it’s not necessarily aimed at a person and can be uttered to express disdain towards… god? destiny?… when the circumstances make it look like it can’t happend but it do - .-
For the record, if you’re out walking and you see a depression in the ground where the grass is brighter green and there’s lots of clovers, azaleas and other nitrogen-fixing plants,
KEEP WALKING.
It could be a body dump.
I guess the grass really is greener on the other side