chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I wanna whisper sweet nothings to you but I don't speak Spanish, English is cliché and Dutch is too blunt a language.
I’d roll my R’s in [REDACTED] any day

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: If you took my name and got knighted you would be Sir Pryce hahahaeeahaha

Do 3rd wheel siblings get to call one of their bros who are twins “my twin brother”? :/







Who is this mysterious pencil thumbed woman, and why is she so completely average and normal?
Peanut Butter Fund!This Offends Me!
ughhhh appropriation much?
(via adurot)
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: By which I mean you get the special privilege to let me know without freaking me the fuck out.
oh wait I had forgot that dildo name thing :T
…It’s the dreams man, I remember them too clearly for comfort “orz

budaclees: Tumblr will soon learn what you teach G+ everyday
what fuck are you talking abo… o hell no if that shit breaches containment I will end [DATA EXPUNGED] è_é

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I don't want anybody else to touch themselves when they think about me either. Well, I do. I'm vain like that. But I don't want to know about it.
…either? :|


