chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I wanna whisper sweet nothings to you but I don't speak Spanish, English is cliché and Dutch is too blunt a language.


I’d roll my R’s in [REDACTED] any day

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: If you took my name and got knighted you would be Sir Pryce hahahaeeahaha


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↖️ this user is attracted to robots

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Do 3rd wheel siblings get to call one of their bros who are twins “my twin brother”? :/

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uweu:

youngbadmanbrown:

uweu:

literally ant man can just hide in the hood of my clit and punch me silently while i do my day to day work ^_^

im mad because this is canon

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is this fucking real

I’d rather not use “punch” as the verb between Hank and Jan tho

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adurot:

thehorsewife:

Who is this mysterious pencil thumbed woman, and why is she so completely average and normal?

Peanut Butter Fund!

This Offends Me!

ughhhh appropriation much?

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: By which I mean you get the special privilege to let me know without freaking me the fuck out.


oh wait I had forgot that dildo name thing :T

…It’s the dreams man, I remember them too clearly for comfort “orz

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budaclees: Tumblr will soon learn what you teach G+ everyday


what fuck are you talking abo… o hell no if that shit breaches containment I will end [DATA EXPUNGED] è_é

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I don't want anybody else to touch themselves when they think about me either. Well, I do. I'm vain like that. But I don't want to know about it.


…either? :|

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