deeceeoh: I generally go with fire-type starters in every pokemon game... except for gen V. I refuse to use that goddamned pig.
Oh boy, how jolly!

omegaresnovae: Didn't some Hatsune Miku game just come out on 3DS (e-shop or physical copy)?
I don’t have a 3DS so this information’s fuckin useless to me

if it ends with “kin” its probably really stupid and made up thnks
Pumpkins aren’t real I fucking knew it
*sees a pumpkin* what is this SJW bullshit
skin also confirmed for not existing
i cant believe ive been wrong about napkins my whole life
(via funfetti-cakke)
fuck bad dragon dildos primal hardware is where its at
fuckin alien dildos that lay eggs in uthey got what now
Holy shit. (VERY NSFW)
cartoon pussy
the dildo arms race heats up
considering that these guys have a three-foot-long silicone tongue with realistic texturing, i’m inclined to say that they’re winning
(via kalianos)
piratedashmod: I need to know something, have you ever had someone put their hand on your forehead because you tried to steal their stylin' apparel on their head?
cutiverse-deactivated20161031:
I will beat u
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stur-frye: I've never actually thought about it before but I've always picked the grass starters. My blood forces me to









