Whenever I get new followers

askfordoodles:

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reblog and write in the tags what you call this

the-art-of-fangirling:

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An otherwise inconsecuential offline typo has left me with the thought of a “Rubber Dicky” song stuck in my mind.

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

4) Ask your father
5) Now listen here you, just because your father said yes doesn’t mean

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