chefpyro:

chefpyro:

WHY DON’T STRESS BALLS DO ANYTHING

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SQUEEZE IT, IT DOESN’T BREAK

I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

WORST

BIRTHDAY PRESENT

EVER

(via )

20 notes3 years ago
sonicthehedgehog:
“ This Twins Day, we’re pumped to announce KNUCKLES & KNUCKLES, coming Summer 2029.
”

sonicthehedgehog:

This Twins Day, we’re pumped to announce KNUCKLES & KNUCKLES, coming Summer 2029.

(via that-goddamn-owl)

10,466 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: Lizzybot is the perfect device for long distance ass-kickings and more!


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5 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: Two words: Lizzybot


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6 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: You don't really do lewds artings, do you?


Of course not.

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4 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: Bruh, that was the cuckiest thing I've heard in a while, just ask her out or somethin', she's never said she'd say NO after all


who the hell says “cuckiest”?

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6 notes3 years ago

budaclees: I have like 4 blackmail drawings of yours. If we're throwin em out I can throw down too


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6 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: Psst, hey, imagine when Lizzy finds someone IRL and starts posting about it and the things they get up too


Bitch I’m fully aware of my limitations and she has her needs, if I can’t give her some sweet dickings then that’s that, let her have her fun ù_ú

…that said I guess i’d sadgasm a bit

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8 notes3 years ago

Watching grumps before bed? Bad idea.

Had a dream of losing the ‘ginity and doing the “these pipes aRE CLEEEEAAAAN!!” thing with, can you guess? A blonde.

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“orz

10 notes3 years ago
talesof4chan:
“ Anon finds a rare item
talesof4chan.tumblr.com
”

talesof4chan:

Anon finds a rare item
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

599 notes3 years ago