WHY DON’T STRESS BALLS DO ANYTHING
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SQUEEZE IT, IT DOESN’T BREAK
I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
WORST
BIRTHDAY PRESENT
EVER

This Twins Day, we’re pumped to announce KNUCKLES & KNUCKLES, coming Summer 2029.
(via that-goddamn-owl)
Watching grumps before bed? Bad idea.
Had a dream of losing the ‘ginity and doing the “these pipes aRE CLEEEEAAAAN!!” thing with, can you guess? A blonde.

“orz







