Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
“Boy, you were something different last night. Definetly not saw that coming~”
hkfgdkadfkshf the culmination of whatever the fuck this is
it-IT?S STILL NOT CANON YOU HEAR!?!? °//A//°
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Anonymous: looks like a cinnamon roll, but could kill you, while looking like they could kill you, while also being a cinnamon roll, but is also a sinnamon roll, who would kill you, while also being a cinnamon roll. -idk, gearholder while talking about lizzy?
What the bloody fuck are you talking about
Never change, Weird Al. 👍🏼 “New Toy”
Weird rubber man, videos
OF COURSE WEIRD ALL OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE COULD TURN THIS JOKE OF AN ABHORANT SOUND MACHIN INTO A LEGITIMATE INSTRUMENT
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that’s not a religion that’s a lifestyle
yah, religeon is AGAINST robo booty dude - .-
*thinks about college* man this is some… some god damn load of… fuck… fucking fuckshit
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Open letter to conspicuousTerries everywhere (but more specifically Florida): stay away from memewhore posts basically.
Today it started raining heavily as soon as I took a step outside of the school building.
Your icon goes good with this post - 3-
sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
it’s beautiful
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
like wow
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
I’ve only seen these in Burger King or Five Guys. I visit either of those places maybe once a year, but it is a fucking EVENT purely for the Freestyle machine. It’s so space age and exciting to me. I can make vanilla orange raspberry coke zero. I mean I shouldn’t, but I could.
Disgusting urban alchemy.
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