Hey friends of the world Im curios: do you have coca colas in glass bottles where you’re at?

everambling:

whatamihydn:

everambling:

What if the four founders hadn’t happened to have such thematically on-the-nose surnames?

“While you’re here, your house will be like your family. They are Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff… and Barry.”

“Um?”

“What? It was one of the most common surnames in Ireland in the 11th century.”

Ten points to Barry.

Lord Voldemort was in house Barry.

ok what cruel bastard brought this post back and lit up my inbox with “yer a barry harry” x438572387520346 omfg

House Barry’s symbol wasn’t a snake but a burger

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adurot:

conspicuouslad:

nightguardmod:

morseapple:

zelda-guru-momi:

jitterbugjive:

sorry I get really upset when people tell me I can’t have fun because I’m an adult

that’s BS

I still giggle at my own farts

I literally always giggle when Taru farts

Farts on a sub always a source of amusements

How do farts on a sub go? Like, a really silent but deadly one, does it clear out a section? Do the filters clean out the smell or does it linger? Is there always that ONE GUY that you know to never give chili to?

DETAILS, MAN, DETAILS!

I forgot subways were a thing so I was trying to figure out if you meant the sandwich or S&M

I assumed they meant the underwater variety of sub.

Ok but which of the four is the funnier sub to fart on.

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