this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
this fuckin dog in particular
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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Trying to decide whether that's missing out on an experience or avoiding a danger.
neither of those, so you’re missing nothing - .-
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Pretty sure I've never had a hotdog. I mean, I've put a wiener on a bun, but never the factory-made stuff.
I actually like my meat simmering in flavorings, not slathered with them, so I rather eat them plain - A-
when something excites you but your friend doesn’t care
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askthenightguards: ... So what restaurants would you suggest in Nijmegen?
Dude, the ones that serve food. I’m a cook, not a tour guide. I only pay attention to what my own restaurant’s feeding these moneybags.
That reminds me, I’ve been meaning to ask: What does your restaurant serve?
the only thing she’s given away is Pizza :T








On July 4th, Miles and Kerry must go into battle to defend all of mankind. “Mankind.” That word has new meaning today. They fight for our freedom…Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution…but from flying insects. We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! We are going to smoke our meats! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! [x]
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