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peachpluff:
“ From the Disney XD Facebook page :)
What is happening to poor Marco??
”

peachpluff:

From the Disney XD Facebook page :)

What is happening to poor Marco??

(via flipywaterboy)

779 notes3 years ago

Chim-Charms: “The cereal that apes crave!

…It fuels their bloodlust …there’s pheromones in the cereal for some stupid reason …it makes them wild, they rip out each other’s arms just to get this fucking cereal”

Available at your local Grocermartsco! :y

1 note3 years ago
willyciraptor:
“ circlebutt:
“ helpihavedementia:
“ brogigayo:
“ ticktaec:
“ tyleroakley:
“ My body is ready.
”
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
”
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would...

willyciraptor:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

what

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did the tumblr community bully someone away about food

professional photographers use mashed taters with coloring instead of ice cream for publicity shots because all the lighting equipment would melt the stuff and gravy can be a viable replacement to caramel as it doesn’t harden at room temperature

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702,523 notes3 years ago
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6 notes3 years ago

Godamnit when Dan said “…i think Dodger comes from like…” I just went and said Oregon aloud without thinking “orz

2 notes3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: someone just called the restaurant and said he heard i was giving away pizza I AM GOING TO SMOTHER YOU


Goddamnit guys I meant it in the sense of “revealed information”

And I honestly dont think she means this kind of smother:

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t(;~; t)

7 notes3 years ago

cishetwhiteoppressor:

Redditor’s family doesn’t believe in Finland a.k.a. “The Finland Conspiracy”

Text:

Oh God here goes.

Well firstly they say that the actual ‘place of Finland’ is just Eastern Sweden. Helsinki is in Eastern Sweden and when people fly there it’s not like they would notice.

World maps are altered as it’s a U.N conspiracy to keep people believing in Finland. And the idea that an entire country is made up seems so bizarre that nobody would ever believe it, making it easy to do.

Finland’s main company, Nokia, is apparently owned by the Japanese and they’re a main player in this.

Now as for ‘why’ people would want to invent Finland as a country that’s a bit more in depth and there’s a few reasons as to why Sweden and Russia go along with it but it’s mostly to do with Japanese fishing rights.

You see the Japanese love their sushi but tight fishing regulations and public outcry mean they can’t fish as much as they want. So after the Cold War they agreed with Russia to create a ‘landmass’ called Finland where they could fish. After all, if people thought there was a country there nobody would expect the Japanese to be harpooning whales would they?

The fish is then transported through Russia where a small percentage of the food is given to the population, (they were of course starving at the time of Finland being invented), and then is shipped to Japan under the disguise of ‘Nokia’ products. Japan is apparently one of the worlds largest importers of Nokia products despite the fact that ‘nobody there owns a Nokia phone’ apparently.

The crux of all this however, and my favourite part, is the homage that the Japanese gave to this entire conspiracy theory.

What do fish have? Fins. Therefore they named their imaginary country Finland.

There are loads more that they go on about but I can’t remember it all at the moment.

EDIT: Thanks for the Gold! I’m amazed how big this has gotten, I told my parents and although they don’t really understand Reddit they’re glad that the 'truths’ being put out there for people to make their own decision.

Source.

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12,311 notes3 years ago

carebearpikachu:

THIS IS SO CALMING AND FUN

(Source: adessodovesei, via adurot)

692,992 notes3 years ago

spatziline:

But what if svtfoe was a reality show?
Am I kicked out of the fandom yet

Not ban-worthy according to fandom law, but this does warrant dungeon time.

3 hours dungeon.

1,168 notes3 years ago