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Another fact: Walt Disney would often visit Disneyland incognito; wearing old clothes and a straw farmers hat, he would sit on rides and time them to make sure operators didn’t rush Disneyland visitors. [x]
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You make it sound like Colonel Sanders didn’t hate KFC’s food and everything it had become by the time he died.
Because he did.The colonel was real?
Next youll be telling me there was a real Ronald Mc Donald.
No, but Chef Boyardee was
What next? is Betty Crocker an alien overlord aiming to turn Earth into a new planet capable of housing her race through the power of cake mix?
(via conspicuouslad)
i should get a motorbike
that totally fits my imposing self-reliant woman aesthetic
putuksstuff said: …can you even drive those?
I CAN LEARN
You could also learn to swim :D
Or do both and get an aquabike - .-
They’re called jet skis
Water moped
(via conspicuouslad)
i should get a motorbike
that totally fits my imposing self-reliant woman aesthetic
putuksstuff said: …can you even drive those?
I CAN LEARN
You could also learn to swim :D
Or do both and get an aquabike - .-
(via karosiv-the-aura-rose)
Omg Ross and Holly are such children.
idk man telling your wife that you get more pussy than her seems reasonably mature u .u
that “Ross hit me!” thing sounds preschool as fuck tho
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