sixthrock:

just gotta get this out of the way real quick

(via kalianos)

2,671 notes3 years ago

I dont have a pulse anymore. Air comes out of my lungs unchanged. Vibrations don’t affect my eardums. My muscles no longer contract with electric impulses. I cannot perceive gravity. Photons dont faze my cones. My atoms are decaying at a rate inconsecuential in the face of a newfound definition of time.

I hand you a hamburger.

9 notes3 years ago

the-krakeneer:

goingtrickster:

agenderskye:

*hacker voice* anyway here’s firewall

delete this

*deletes firewall*
*hacker voice* I’m in.

(Source: autistikit, via )

350,061 notes3 years ago

flipywaterboy: cockadoeladoe


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9 notes3 years ago

cutiverse-deactivated20161031: You're the cooliest


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♥!

8 notes3 years ago

itsjust-sav:

biologyandbiceps:

otherlifelessons:

lifeisamazingblog:

Owner sees her quadriplegic dog walk for the first time after surgery

My heart

I’m not crying

God dammit it’s too early to cry. He like “mom! Look what I can do!”

(via kitana-coldfire)

602,903 notes3 years ago
48sensei:
“ I wanted to see a fight scene more.
But Marco was so cute ( ˘ω˘ )
”

48sensei:

I wanted to see a fight scene more.
But Marco was so cute ( ˘ω˘ )

(via flipywaterboy)

1,322 notes3 years ago
thegamercat:
“ Read the next comic on Tapastic!
”
do cats even live long enough to be empirically versed in retro gaming?

thegamercat:

Read the next comic on Tapastic!

do cats even live long enough to be empirically versed in retro gaming?

4,273 notes3 years ago

bumieburns:

RTX 2015 Moments

Michael: Leave your fucking house Ray!

(via pennycrossed)

3,110 notes3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I have not.


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She ain’t blonde but she’s an orphan too, so idk may be relatable :T

3 notes3 years ago