You’ve seen Splatoon rule 34 now get ready for

neatbutter:

ms-d0s:

neatbutter:

ms-d0s:

drgirlset:

jail

Why would you go to jail for that?

shit’s illegal

Welp shit my friend has like so much of it. I guess hes gonna go to jail now :((((((((((((((((

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8,867 notes3 years ago

Shippin’ SCP-913 with SCP-458

12 notes3 years ago
crackervolley:
“ naughtyjester:
“ “Hey baby… What say you and me go find a… private pond to croak in?” ”
smooth moves noneck
”
is this how pepes are made?

crackervolley:

naughtyjester:

“Hey baby… What say you and me go find a… private pond to croak in?”

smooth moves noneck

is this how pepes are made?

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1,578 notes3 years ago
chefpyro:
“ askpolitoed:
“ ((That’s the best pikachu i have ever drawn))
”
where is that similar post about furret
”
except
the ‘wag may not be as large as “wrongly” pictured but ‘still bigger than the Pekachu

chefpyro:

askpolitoed:

((That’s the best pikachu i have ever drawn))

where is that similar post about furret

except

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the ‘wag may not be as large as “wrongly” pictured but ‘still bigger than the Pekachu

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11,351 notes3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I have no idea what that means.


“At egg, he-goat.”

See? Dutch isn’t the only one with stupid words that don’t make sense >:Y

Even I don’t know what the “a huevo” implies here, maybe a cooking slang about something being really hard to do and you needed eggs to make easier? idfk, but “cabrón” means a male goat, which are… (stupid? obnoxious?) when females are in heat I’m assuming because they headbutt each other - .-

Basically it means “you (the cabrón) are stupid for thinking [thing] can’t happen (it happens “a huevo”)but it’s not necessarily aimed at a person and can be uttered to express disdain towards… god? destiny?… when the circumstances make it look like it can’t happend but it do - .-

3 notes3 years ago

cactus-sprout:

Matching icons for you and the squad

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106,613 notes3 years ago

eric-coldfire:

Doot doot doot doot…. attack!

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278,054 notes3 years ago
appropriately-inappropriate:
“ kirkendauhl:
“ appropriately-inappropriate:
“ For the record, if you’re out walking and you see a depression in the ground where the grass is brighter green and there’s lots of clovers, azaleas and other nitrogen-fixing...

appropriately-inappropriate:

kirkendauhl:

appropriately-inappropriate:

For the record, if you’re out walking and you see a depression in the ground where the grass is brighter green and there’s lots of clovers, azaleas and other nitrogen-fixing plants,

KEEP WALKING.

It could be a body dump.

I guess the grass really is greener on the other side

You’re twisted.

I like that

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275,977 notes3 years ago

Signs as stereotypical high school students…

zodiacfantasy:

Aries (The jock/athlete)

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Originally posted by gym-punk-jock-nerd

Taurus (Class clown)

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Originally posted by dtstech

Gemini (The flirt)

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Originally posted by charlotte-urie

Cancer (The normal one)

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Originally posted by kk64

Leo (The popular one)

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Originally posted by parfaitdesordre

Virgo (Preppy/teacher’s pet)

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Originally posted by fancyspice

Libra (Everyone’s friend)

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Originally posted by astrology-zone

Scorpio (Bad boy/trouble maker)

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Originally posted by paradisehasitshunter

Sagittarius (The  always absent kid)

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Originally posted by studentlife-mylife

Capricorn (The nerd)

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Originally posted by toasteroflife

Aquarius (The goth/emo kid)

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Originally posted by bring-me-back-to-wonderland

Pisces (The outcast)

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Originally posted by venus-witches

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1,230 notes3 years ago

gordacrybaby:

Can I just say that it is very important to recognize and treasure the people in ur life who make it a little easier n brighter n sweeter bc the world needs ppl like that n so do u

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60,947 notes3 years ago