You can’t fuck a Gardevoir. I don’t care if it has sexy long leg and the downright marvelous sparkly anime eyes, it’s a fucking Pokemon. It’s part of the Amorphous egg group. Ya wanna know what that means buddy pal?
That means that fucking it would be like putting ya dick in something formless and malleable and squishy and I don’t even wanna think about how that feels. That’s probably someone’s fetish but that’s fucked up.
Also the only holes it probably has are it’s mouth and the black holes it can make.
Yanno I study mega-evolution and it’s downright amazing to watch my good friend mega evolve her Gardevoir but now every time I see her do it I remember the shitty fucking porn I see when I just want to look at these gorgeous creatures and it makes me die inside.
I don’t care about some “will serve and protect it’s trainer and care for them” pokedex bullcrap, it can serve you and love you in ways that don’t involve trying ta fuck it. Hug and cuddle your Gardevoir, don’t try ta fuck it ya sick freak. JFC. Fuck a human. I do it all the time. Go by a bar (or cafe if I feel classy), pick up someone, and then I fuck ‘em, it’s really not that hard.
Did some Cardcaptor Sakura fan art just for fun! Wanted to capture a moment of Sakura looking ridiculous in one of Tomoyo’s outfits, with a few people around oblivious that Sakura is about to save them from the Illusion card looming in the background in the form of a dragon!! AHHH!
tomoyo and sakura were the best sisters from other misters
Scarlett Johansson has been confirmed for the part of Mulan. Beating out other actresses such as Ming-Na Wen, Jamie Chung and Gong Li, Johansson is set to begin filming in 2017. (x)
At first I didn’t believe it. Then I clicked the source!
What the fuck she’s white… Cast someone Asian for the fuck sake
I love Johansson but godssssss wtf
Why
look at all these people who didn’t do what the 3rd commentor did :3c
