Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
I hope the first few things aliens will hear right when they arrive on earth will be some of the weird names for things. Just stuff like “let’s throw the old pigskin around” like can you imagine the bewilderment.
Or even better, something in Dutch >:y
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I laughed way too much
that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.
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this is the most relatable thing they’ve ever posted
Seven-year-old me knew his name was Walt Disney but I accepted that the logo looked like “Walt Gisnep”.
It is a truth universally aknowledged during our childhoods.
But we’re adults now and must come to face bigger matters.
For instance: was it Gisnep or Jisnep?
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19 Things You Won’t Believe People In This World Actually Do
My mom is a icey cereal eater lol
I need ice in my cereal man
^bro. Who hurt you?
how does it feel to live so sinfully
My grandma eats her cereal with orange juice and I thought she was the only one????
i eat cucumbers like that…
I had to put ketcup on a pasta once and quite honestly the only thing keeping me from killing myself that day was that the knife was getting washed.
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i’m gonna learn spanish so i can lovingly insult gearholder in his native tongue
- alskylark said: Hijo de puta~Block alskylark
- cutiverse said: I will totally help u
I feel like I’ve walked into a Community spin-off
Esto ya se fue al demonio :D
Ora por tu salud. De este momento ya te hodiste
Jodiste va con jota… tú… a la verga, no quiero insultarte en español, siento feo ;~;
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