Anonymous: (Sorry if this sends twice, tumblr might have fucked up) What if Lizzy sent a Liz-bot to you to satisfy your Geary desires and uploaded a clone of her consciousness to it? Would robots then be for sexual?

Name: Director Gearholder
Date: 9/5/2015
Total Items: One (1) D-class personnel, of the robosexual advocate greyblob variety.

Input: Anonymous
Setting: Rough
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Notes: Good fuckin riddance. - Director Gearholder

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: if this is a reference to something, i don't get it

Fuckin hell the first two paragraphs of that thing were suposd to go here fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk - A-

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: what the fuck are you doing

SCP-914: The Clockworks.

After extended time spent in research on and with SCP-914, the following proposal regarding its nature may be made with a significant degree of certainty: SCP-914 was not designed as an industrial device. Nor was it primarily a scientific device. Its primary function appears to be as a form of entertainment. After review of the recovery notes, and evaluation of the test logs, it appears that SCP-914 was designed to create the most “novel” items possible, with no regard for practicality or function - .-

A short review of settings, as well:

Rough: Destruction of the item.
Coarse: Disassembly of the item into component parts.
1:1: Direct integration of multiple items, or “re-interpretation” of singular items.
Fine: Refinement of items, often with a blending or “re-interpretation” of base states.
Very Fine: Total “re-interpretation”, often times using only the base compounds of items.

Because Im bored I’ve decided to “refine” asks sent to me. Taxonomically, categorically, semiotically, semantically, rethorically, epithemologically, whatever the fuck I see fit.

Like those other times I said something dumb and then everyone wanted to be a part of it, like the agents codenames, redemption codes, that kinda shit.
I just wanna be inclusive with ya’ll dorks cuz ilu~ - .-

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: that's a good superhero name

Name: Chefpyro
Date: 9/5/2015
Total Items: A good superhero name

Input: Pyro-Punch Ellie
Setting: N/A
Output: N/A

Notes: testing was not performed, as instructions were unclear. Dick caught on ceiling fan.

deeceeoh: Fire Fist Lizzy

Name: DC
Date: 9/5/2015
Total Items: One (1) ask

Input: “Fire Fist Lizzy”
Setting: 1:1
Output: “Pyro-Punch Ellie”

Anonymous: But what if xj9 got an upgrade like in the eye episode but it was for crash impact cushioning and it was a big butt and blonde hair to uh.. reflect.. light..

endarkculi: The end is never The end is never The end is never The end is never The end is never The end is never The end is never The end is never The end

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

you’ll know when if you reach it .___.

it’s just a warning I don’t wanna spoil a thing ok

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: The first one seems more interesting. Guess I'll put it on the list.

Skip the Endless 8.
Skip the Endless 8.
Skip the Endless 8.
Skip the Endless 8.
Skip the Endless 8.
Skip the Endless 8.
Skip the Endless 8.
Skip the Endless 8.
I’m telling you man, don’t watch it ._.

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I MEAN TELL ME MORE ABOUT THOSE TWO YOU MENTIONED RATHER THAN JUST NAMING THEM GEE

Haruhi is a girl who is accidentally god but doesn’t know it and so these groups of paranormal peoples send representatives to keep her unaware that she is, so she doesn’t destroy the universe accidentally and also to deal with minor anomalies caused by her temper. She is stern and doesn’t take bullshit, but also gets hyped about competitions and hides the fact that she’s lonely by making a paranormal club. Y’know, like those clubs nerds make for roleplaying, but she actually wants to find paranormal stuff. And she doesn’t realize her friends are paranormal! so ironic!!! :y

Also that’s where I got this image from:

Gintama is…

idk what the fuck to say gintama is