Things to say during sex:

the-chubby-nerd:

• DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT?
• TRAINING MODE ACTIVATED!
• THRUST!
• THRUST! 
• PARRY!
• THRUST! 
• THRUST!
• PARRY!
• CHALLENGER WINS!

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If you made bottles out of something breakable yet edible, you could fill them with a flambéeing liquid and use them for a flambéeing molotov-like device .-.

chefpyro:

Some day I’ll have to submit myself to the fact that if I were a cartoon character, I would be drawn in sweatpants and hoodies at all times and that would be one of my defining traits.

Those would be the clothes on the cover of the box set. People would buy sweatpants and hoodies in order to cosplay me. This is where my dress sense and day-to-day activities have gotten me.

why did this remind me of that drawing you did of you going to bronycon with your toaster also where is it I don’t remember a single word that could help me find the post - A-

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i have a confession to make

conspicuouslad:

brainedbysaucepans:

phoenix-dk:

laurarolla:

outcastchicken:

notaphase-justmylife:

vriskafucker:

webinarfantastic:

pyramidslayer:

amischiefofmice:

tomblrdust:

dogbomberblog:

tocklaneth:

allthesepixeldragons:

talesofasmallwindclan:

redcoyote-fr:

vodkarising:

unkorea:

unpredicablehappenings:

kuhli-fr:

draggron:

my favourite pokemon is not aggron

I too must confess my sins….

My favorite animal….is not the kuhli loach!

*sobs* its owls! *breaks down* my life is a lie!

I’m actually a very predictable person, if you’ve known me for a few years.

I like Koreans. Why my URL is ‘Unkorea’ is a mystery. 

I don’t actually like vodka :V

I’m not a coyote.

I…. m-my… clan…. is no longer small *drops head into hands sobbing*

…my URL says it’s allthesepixeldragons, but I mostly post humanized art >n>

I don’t know what the fuck I am

i love cats

I dusted the place.

i’m actually a pile of rats, not mice

i’m illuminati

i’ve never attended a webinar in my life

contrary to popular opinion, i do not fuck vriska serket

It was just a phase, and god it’s not my life

Im actually an accepted member of society….

I am far from a “rolla.”  I haven’t rolled really at all since I was a little kid.

I’m 100% Phoenix DK :D

Several people have been brained by saucepans, thrown out of tower blocks…. but I’m not one of them.

I actually tend to blend in.

I… I actually hold other metal parts, not just gears “orz

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