chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: i thought the thing about that picture was that it is merely an image of a pipe, not an actual real-life pipe

pft, well in layman’s terms >:T

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: samus aran was originally a redhead so they changed her for the express purpose of ripping me off GAME THEORY

HOH SHIT PUT THAT ON THE WIKI

[Fuck man I can’t do a wikiesque thing right now and don’t even have my [IMAGE EXPUNGED] image on this damn thing to pretend I did do it “orz]

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: that says tit betrayal what the fuck are you playing at

ok let’s go back to square one cuz I don’t think you get what the artist’s intention was - A-

La Trahison des Images is a picture consisting of a spludge of brown and black paint, arranged in a curvilineous fashion, with french text underneath as such:

It is not a pipe, it has never been a pipe and it will never be a pipe. Thinking otherwise will probably get you burned. The image is betraying your perceptions of what a thing you are seeing is, you see.

In a similar manner, any and all anime titties are not Ellie, have never been Ellie and will never be Ellie. Thinking otherwise will probably get you punched by that person who is Ellie.

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: that's ridiculous i am the one and only tall, imposing, physically adept blonde in the universe and everyone else is a plagia... a plack... a plague, they're a plague

That’s your face right now - 3-

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: "betrayal of images" what te ufukccck

then La Trahison des Nichons, idoncare mann - A-

Two purple eye blondes:

one tall, one busty, maybe they can fuse to form you - .-

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: fart in my ear

besides haven’t you heard of La Trahison des Images?

Ceci n’est pas une Lizzy, man - A-

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I see those tags. Normally I'd be pissed that you compare me with your weeb junk but I have to admit that looks a lot like me without my contacts.

Hey the  bombshell blonde archetype already was a thing before I met you, I just see busty blonde and think “daammnnn” ok? ;`A´;

I don’t even know the animus most times ;`-´;

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Here’s one with purple eyes for the trouble: