everambling:

whatamihydn:

everambling:

What if the four founders hadn’t happened to have such thematically on-the-nose surnames?

“While you’re here, your house will be like your family. They are Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff… and Barry.”

“Um?”

“What? It was one of the most common surnames in Ireland in the 11th century.”

Ten points to Barry.

Lord Voldemort was in house Barry.

ok what cruel bastard brought this post back and lit up my inbox with “yer a barry harry” x438572387520346 omfg

House Barry’s symbol wasn’t a snake but a burger

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76,155 notes3 years ago

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

nightguardmod:

morseapple:

zelda-guru-momi:

jitterbugjive:

sorry I get really upset when people tell me I can’t have fun because I’m an adult

that’s BS

I still giggle at my own farts

I literally always giggle when Taru farts

Farts on a sub always a source of amusements

How do farts on a sub go? Like, a really silent but deadly one, does it clear out a section? Do the filters clean out the smell or does it linger? Is there always that ONE GUY that you know to never give chili to?

DETAILS, MAN, DETAILS!

I forgot subways were a thing so I was trying to figure out if you meant the sandwich or S&M

I assumed they meant the underwater variety of sub.

Ok but which of the four is the funnier sub to fart on.

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102 notes3 years ago

that-goddamn-owl:

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i dont know, i was thinking ‘hey this plant gal who gives me some metal kind of reminds me of something’

*coughcough* gearholder *coughcough*

That’s unauthorized use of my intellectual prperty, wtf tecolote you can’t just take someone’s drawthings and edit them >:Y

See you in court, asshole

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11 notes3 years ago
monoxde:
“ ๐ŸŒŸ Star!! ๐ŸŒŸ
”

monoxde:

🌟 Star!! 🌟

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1,280 notes3 years ago

chefpyro:

my dick is bigger than my dick

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17 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: Summarise your feelings for/of/about Gearholder in a sentence, no shorter than 5 words and no longer than 15


:

Ha ha ha ha ha.

I have a fuckin MUSHY ask Ellie sent me once a while ago in my inbox that I never delete because it keeps me motivated and warms my heart everytime I read it but it has more than 15 words :T

And also a porn.

9 notes3 years ago
claudefelixfloor:
“ dialupmodem:
“ did this person break up their own relationship
”
isn’t this the plot of the pina colada song
”

claudefelixfloor:

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

isn’t this the plot of the pina colada song

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535,782 notes3 years ago
fyeahzettairyouiki:
“ Kousaka Yun
”

fyeahzettairyouiki:

Kousaka Yun

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170 notes3 years ago
dinahlance:
“ let’s all remember that this is a real picture
”
too many flight stories to choose from

dinahlance:

let’s all remember that this is a real picture

too many flight stories to choose from

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14,138 notes3 years ago

that-goddamn-owl: F is for...


that-goddamn-owl:

zedrin-maybe:

FUCK

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F ES POR

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