deeceeoh:

gearholder:

chefpyro:

how is imagining people in their underwear supposed to help my self esteem when every time i just end up masturbating in front of everyone

because then they get to see your majestic ass and that will put you in a position of power u .u

Is that how Liz got you under her thumb? She showed you a butt pic?

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chefpyro:

how is imagining people in their underwear supposed to help my self esteem when every time i just end up masturbating in front of everyone

because then they get to see your majestic ass and that will put you in a position of power u .u

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400 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: Hey baby, are you a cognitohazard? Because every time I look at you, I lose my mind.


Well that doesn’t make any sense, you shouldn’t have any recolection of the event if the proper amnestics had been administered - .-

Anon you are either a breach in protocol and must be terminated immediately, and the researchers in charge reprimanded; or have become immune to amnestic agents and should be screened for possible SCP classification.

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deeceeoh:

chefpyro:

i dont know what an umaru is but i want to punch it in the face

Good

:c

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chefpyro:

j0hntitor:

chefpyro:

protip: if there are tears in your stockings, buy new stockings

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NOT THOSE KINDS OF TEARS

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39 notes7 years ago
laynemorgan:
“ So this dude just won.
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laynemorgan:

So this dude just won. 

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the-g3stalt: Someone's floating a cloud of hearts >u>


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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: you can pluralize my verbs any day


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Live like a robot, die like a fish.

— L. Daniel Avidan
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